Scariest Monster of All Details
Sung By Dan

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Song Lyrics

Sue-Scream
Dan-O my god, Sue what is it, What’s wrong?
Sue-Oh my god, Dan, Its Curlee, he just got elected President
Dan-No, Oh My God, No!
Instrumental Verse 2 Bars

Verse 1

I’ve been scared of a zombie,
vampire, werewolf and mummy
Ghost, the grim reaper
and that red head doll chuckie

Pre chorus 1

But there is a monster more frightening
than all of those combined
It threatens to halt the progress
of democracy for all mankind.

Chorus

It’s the scariest monster of all!
You better watch out!
The scariest monster of all!
It’s coming for you!
It’s the scariest monster of all!
It wants to capture your vote!
The scariest monster of all!
And your liberty too!

 

Verse 2

Now I often wonder, of the legend
of how this monster came to be
Drunk on power, self interest
Abuse of an opportunity

Pre Chorus 2

It figured out how to exploit
a constitutional gap
Now all we’re left to say,
Is oh my god, holy crap!

Chorus

It’s the scariest monster of all!
You better watch out!
The scariest monster of all!
It’s coming for you!
It’s the scariest monster of all!
It wants to capture your vote!
The scariest monster of all!
And your liberty too!

Verse 3

Now we gotta get together
To stop this beast rampage
To kill it we gotta
Invoke a new age

Pre-Chorus 3

Uniting together
in a movement as one
Voting for Upgrade My County
Will make sure this monster’s days are done

Chorus

It’s the scariest monster of all!
You better watch out!
The scariest monster of all!
It’s coming for you!
It’s the scariest monster of all!
It wants to capture your vote!
The scariest monster of all!
And your liberty too!

Bridge

Hey, Voters, it’s your good friend Curly here. Hey, you and I meet out in the backwoods to talk about those improvements you wanted in the government. Make sure none of those pesky Upgraders follow you! Ya know, if you vote me in another term in office, I’ll use my powers to serve you! Ha ha haha haha hahhahahahahah (Evil Laugh)

Chorus

It’s the scariest monster of all!
You better watch out!
The scariest monster of all!
It’s coming for you!
It’s the scariest monster of all!
It wants to capture your vote!
The scariest monster of all!
And your liberty too!