Beast Congressman

Beast Congressman is packed with a lot of information on how the US congress works today. The Beast is an analogy for the corrupt Democratic-Republican Duopoly that currently runs our country fostering a culture of self-service. A Beast Congressman is a person who is a member of one of these parties. When most people come to Washington they start out wanting to make a difference, their plan is to serve the voters that elect them for real.

However these plans change when the entry level politician realizes that just a few key people in the party leadership of the Democrats and Republicans actually control everything from legislation to campaign funding. They are left to do as told by the leadership or be replaced in the next election cycle. To make a difference in this environment they need to climb the corporate ladder up the party ranks, however by the time they get to the top after being subjected to a steep culture of self-service for years, they actually become part of the corruption.

Chorus

Well, I’m a Beast Congressman!
Serving you is my plan!
I’m here to fight for your side!
Come on, It’s time to join my tribe!

Verse 1

I’m a Beast Congressman, My name’s Curlee
Careerz going great, Easy to see
Serving you was my intention
But the truth is, what I don’t mention!
Don’t work for you, but instead for me
And the businesses funding thee
Gotten really good at the game
Constitution gap is what to blame

Pre Chorus

Party Leader next stop! I’m on my way up
Corporate cash? It’s floodin’ in! Power to win
Voters think I’m repping them! Suckers again
Magic land of Washington! Oh, The funs just begun

Chorus (Short)

I’m a Beast Congressman
Serving you is my plan!

Verse 2

Now, here’s what I’m gonna do
Climb the party ranks, make my debut
Party leadership is where I’ll make change
Gotta raise millions to play in that range
Truth is you ain’t funding me
And campaign money don’t grow on NO tree
Corporations? Pay dough
Serving them is priority, ya know

Pre Chorus

Party Leader next stop! I’m on my way up
Corporate cash? It’s floodin’ in! Power to win
Voters think I’m repping them! Suckers again
Magic land of Washington! Oh, The funs just begun

Chorus (Short)

Well, I’m a Beast Congressman
Serving you is my plan!

Verse 3

You wish I was a changer
But Term Limits would bring danger
Would Lose my power, lobbyist perks
Book deals, board seats, the works
My upward climb is what matters
Too much hard work, climbing the ladders
And what is it you do for me?
Criticize and disagree?

Chorus

Well I’m a Beast Congressman!
Serving you is my plan!
I’m here to fight for your side!
Well come on, It’s time to join my tribe!

Verse 4

Now I’m a senior leader, On top
Certain I’m never gonna stop
Pretending I’m here to serve you
Take care of me, is what I’m gonna do
When my funders start to hollar
Work with them to steal your tax dollar
Face it! I don’t work for you!
You work for me, is what’s true.

Pre Chorus

Party Leader next stop! I’m on my way up
Corporate cash? It’s floodin’ in! Power to win
Voters think I’m repping them! Suckers again
Magic land of Washington! Oh, The funs just begun

Chorus

Well I’m a Beast Congressman!
Serving you is my plan!
I’m here to fight for your side!
Well come on, It’s time to join my tribe!